Being Lonely Is Cool Lyrics

Being lonely is cool

Being lonely is cool

Being lonely is cool

My wallet will stay full

Just got out of college

Left with a crap ton of knowledge

Dream girls, pff what is that?

A placebo to make you not feel fat?

While you're at it at school

You think that girls are a tool, for you

Kid, you'll need enough money

To get stable honey, and so

Being lonely is cool

It keeps your wallet full

And while you're at it at school

Don't drool at that jewel

Your IQ is two

So be yourself, a monsieur

And for the gals out there

Cry for the camera, I dare

Speaking for y'all

What is the thing with the "ball", night

Getting rid of these clothes

I'm staying with the boys, at Lowes

Being lonely is cool

It keeps your wallet full

And while you're at it at school

Don't drool at that jewel

Being lonely is cool

It keeps your wallet full

And while you're at it at school

Don't drool at that jewel

Being lonely is cool

It keeps your wallet full

And while you're at it at school

Don't drool at that jewel

Being lonely is cool

It keeps your wallet full

And while you're at it at school

Don't drool at that jewel (Sing it!)

This song is sad

It is so bad, ooh

Am I just jealous

Or am I awkward?

Being lonely

Being lonely

Being lonely

Being lonely

Lonely