Tax Evasion Nation Lyrics

Ayo bro it's ya boy polar

I'm dodging the IRS, like Neo in the Matrix, (Can't catch me!)

Cash in my mattress, accountant's on vacation (So basic!)

Side hustle booming, selling bootleg kicks, (On the low!)

Dodging tax codes, man, I'm slick with the tricks

Money offshore, hidden in secret locations, (Hidden treasure!)

Dodging Uncle Sam like it's my personal vacation

April comes around, it's my favorite game, (Game on!)

Hide and seek with taxes, IRS, you're lame

Evading taxes, living life on the run, (On the run!)

Taunting the IRS, man, I'm having fun, (Haha!)

Catch me if you can, I'm the taxman Houdini

Got a plan so slick, y'all just can't see me

(Abracadabra!)

I write off my yacht and my pet kangaroo, (Hop hop!)

Claiming all my bling as business expenses too

Got a guy who knows a guy with all the tricks, (Hooked up!)

Turning loopholes into lollipops, getting my fix

Living tax-free, king of deductions, (Bow down!)

While the IRS is stuck in endless instructions

Laughing to the bank while they chase my lies, (Good luck!)

I'm a master of deception, devil in disguise

Evading taxes, living life on the run, (Can't touch me!)

Taunting the IRS, man, I'm having fun, (So fun!)

Catch me if you can, I'm the taxman Houdini

Got a plan so slick, y'all just can't see me. (Presto!)

Got my assets hidden, buried deep in the Caymans, (Secret stash!)

IRS chasing ghosts, they can't find my payments,

Living on the edge in this financial thriller, (Thriller night!)

Catch me if you can, but I'm a tax evasion killer

Fake IDs and shell companies galore, (Alias king!)

Setting up shop like I'm on a world tour

IRS calls, but I ain't ever home, (Not here!)

Dodging taxmen like I'm Indiana Jones

From Swiss banks to crypto stashes, (Hidden funds!)

IRS agents left with nothing but crashes,

Got more tricks than a magician's sleeve, (Ta-da!)

In the game of taxes, I'm the ultimate thief.

Evading taxes, living life on the run, (On the run!)

Taunting the IRS, man, I'm having fun, (So fun!)

Catch me if you can, I'm the taxman Houdini

Got a plan so slick, y'all just can't see me. (Houdini!)

While they audit, I'm sipping on a martini, (Cheers!)

Living carefree, like a rich tax Houdini

I'm the man with the plan, IRS at my feet, (Bow down!)

Try and catch me, I'm the king of deceit

Every deduction, every credit, every line, (Every one!)

I'm the tax code hacker, living just fine

With a wink and a grin, I evade with style, (Wink wink!)

IRS, man, you ain't got my file

Evading taxes, living life on the run, (On the run!)

Taunting the IRS, man, I'm having fun, (Haha!)

Catch me if you can, I'm the taxman Houdini,

Got a plan so slick, y'all just can't see me. (Abracadabra!)