Space Buns of Fury (aka Why is there Hair in my Breakfast?) Lyrics

Are you sure

This one's awful

Well okay but this check had better clear

There once was a man from Felwar

He didn't know the way

And though he punched hard

He was once a star

The man that they call Wei

There once was a man from Felwar

He went to the circus tent

Potion brewer's demand

Bottle drunk by a man

And so our good friend Wei went

Wei won't you please be careful

Please watch what you say

You punch and you kick

And you hit like a brick

But common seems to maybe

Be your second language if you know what I mean

There once was a man from Felwar

He made it down to the floor

Gave the bottles a stare

Before Tika could care

Wei chugged down all four

There once was a man from Felwar

He gave a mighty belch

At first all seemed calm

Then a look of alarm

As he grew a monstrous

Size he grew to a monstrous size

Wei won't you please be careful

Please watch what you say

You punch and you kick

And you hit like a brick

But common seems to maybe

Be your second language if you know what I mean

There once was a man from Felwar

He looked around in shock

His clothes fallen all

The crowd stared in awe

At the big giant

Bunch of hair sprouting from everywhere

There once was a man from Felwar

At length he shrunk back down

Tika was mad

So Wei felt bad

And so he helped her

Cook breakfast every morning for the next week and wasn't very good at it

You're trying your very best

You tall dark hairy mop

Why is there hair in my eggs

I do not like this slop

Wei won't you please be careful

Let Maeven do your hair

You punch and you kick

And you hit like a brick

But you're getting fur everywhere

See I knew I could end on a rhyme

Oh shoot

There once was a man from Felwar

He made it down to the floor

Gave the bottles a stare

Before Tika could care

Wei chugged down all four

But you're getting fur everywhere

See I knew I could end on a

Let Maeven do your hair

You punch and you kick

And you hit like a brick

But you're getting fur everywhere

See I knew I could end on a

Oh shoot