Mixed Reviews Lyrics

Prestidigitation

Light or snuff a candle et cetera et cetera

Clean or soil no no

Ah chill warm or flavor up to one cubic foot

Master chef here I come

Down in ancient Dwelodain

Elder dwarves feel eternal pain

Again for dinner black cave leaves

They need something more extreme

Good thing Steven's got a trick for that

The very best cantrip in fact

He'll prestidigitate their food

Most thought he was mighty rude

Hit 'em Steven one more time

With the magic that makes their eyes shine

The new flavor to this strange land

They'll love the taste of your cool ranch

Groans and mutters fill the room

Until one voice crowds out the gloom

An excellent yield one dwarf proclaims

Chowing down without restraint

One of many's not so bad

At least the rest aren't fighting mad

Maybe that they're old and creaking

Means they can't taste what they're eating

Hit 'em Steven one more time

With the magic that makes their eyes shine

The new flavor to this strange land

They'll love the taste of your cool ranch

That one dwarf blessed by Steven's touch

Begs him brother another punch

Holds his bowl out asks him please

Steven says try nacho cheese

He takes a nibble then a chomp

Grabs Steven's face and with a stomp

Smack of delight beard root to tips

Kisses Steven full on the lips

Steven unexpected star

Of Dwelodain forgotten cairn

If they're done now, another think

When those novels get read by Menk

Hit 'em Steven one more time

With the magic that makes their eyes shine

The new flavor to this strange land

They'll love the taste of your cool ranch

Hit 'em Steven one more time

With the magic that makes their eyes shine

What other tastes of your home world

Can Prestidigitate unfurl

Please brother one more time

Mmm that nacho cheese