Anxietyflix Lyrics

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Let's get a little nuts shall we?

MUHAHAHAHA

Listen I wake up I crawl out of bed

I pour my milk and then my cereal second

Don't judge me I'm a little crazy but I'm not a serial killer

What are all these thoughts going through my mind

Sometimes I wonder if I'm even me

I look in the mirror and I look like me

But I don't feel like me and I don't think like me

Just be you don't worry about what people think

All that anxiety is gonna make you weird

Go ahead be yourself just be calm and keep it real

If you're not feeling well stay home scroll the Tok

Play a game level up wear a mask get jabbed up

Don't think just do get in line pay your taxes

Watch the news and most of all don't SOCIALIZE thinking is very dangerous

Forget about your girlfriend focus on your 9 to 5

Get home heat up you dinner DONT think about your family

Yu gotta get to level 60 otherwise you wont sleep

OKAY WAKE UP! Its time to get to work!

Get in your broken civic don't forget to pay your mortgage

OH WAIT i can't afford one I'll get a second job

Did I say bye to my mOmma? Cause everyday I wish this was my LAST

I'm never moving forward I love the comfort

Nothing better than sitting at home watching Netflix on the couch

While all my homies in the Middle East just don't get it

They're always fighting about this or that

Meanwhile I have a bigger fight happening while gaming COD

This player dissed my mom I should get mad and show him that I'm tougher

I'll yell at him louder and show my neighbors how I just DONT'CARE

I never eat my vegetables I only eat meat

I'm a man I'm tough and I don't give FUCK

I'm drinking bud light while I clean my guns

I will blow your ass up if step on my lawn Let's give everybody a rifle

The world will be safer you only have to answer a quick questionnaire

You know what fuck it I don't care here's you AK-47 or your M-16

Go ahead have fun!

Oh what's the matter you don't like who I am

Let's fight over it and I'll show you who I really am

We need Trudeau and Biden to keep working hard

We love the job they do I'll keep collecting EI and never work a day in my life

Otherwise there's a lot of homeless camps I could probably live there

The one in East Van looks much safer than the states

Please ignore my ignorance this is just my education

I was taught not to care about things that matter

Alright I'm kidding I'll get a job here's my resume

My name is Alejandro I go by Alex but you HAVE to call me Aq

I worked at McDonalds for 5 years I got a student loan

I got a four year degree I have great references

I did a lot of volunteer work but no real work experience

I know you won't hire me so I'll just end up working back at McDonalds

Can I have a promotion please?

How do I get out of the Matrix I should have given Andrew Tate all of my money

Then I'd be rich and all of my problems would be solved

It feels so good to not care about anything

Like finance kindness and overall well being

I'll guess I'll just keep being me and ignore all my problems

Please don't tell my mom I wrote this song

Cause she'd be pissed and beat me with her chancla

Please please don't share this propaganda!

If the message isn't clear please Google the definition of satire

It's the use of humor irony exaggeration or ridicule to expose and criticize people's vices

I don't mean to add gas to the fire its just that I admire a true pacifier

I hope we can get along at the end of this song

At the end of the day we're all human and this is my retribution

I love you and you for the way that you are

But the truth is its good to have conversations and discussions

Try not to get offended take a breath

Share your side but also keep an open mind and most of all listen up

That's it that's all I have to say

Make sure you pay attention to what the other person has to say

It's all about that okay?!

Keep an open mind

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