God is a Sadist (Live) Lyrics

Well to get to heaven

You've got to go through Hell

You can be rich

But you gotta throw some pennies down the wishing well

I know from experience

life can feel like pain

But it's like God always said

You've got to suffer first to feel okay

Mountains and the rivers

Beaches and the sand

A walk through the woods feels heavenly

To me a soft hearted demon

All of these beauties

Come from above

But so do concentration camps

So God, what the fuck?

Well oh my God, I think God is a sadist

He seems so nice, but you know that there's a price

Jesus Christ! God is a Sadist!

The dungeon in his basement

Was meant for saints and sinners alike

Well sex feels great

But herpes not so much

And why the hell can't i eat my cake

When you gave it to me in the first place

I went to therapy

When you told Abe

To kill his kid

I know he only killed the sheep

But that's still bad according to my therapist

And don't you think it was a little bit petty

When you flooded the entire world

And how bout the bubonic plague

I feel like that was preventable

No sex before marriage

I could use it as a metaphor

But it quite literally states

Don't cum without my permission you whore

Well oh my God, God is a sadist

He seems so nice, but you know that there's a price

Jesus Christ! God is a Sadist!

The dungeon in his basement

Was meant for saints and sinners alike

Yes God has a dungeon in his basement

And it was meant for you and I