The Jester (Live) Lyrics

When God looks into a mirror

Does he see himself or his son

And which one is in his perfect image

Yes he's as vain as they come

Do jesus and God share a dick together

Or do they just share eachothers cum pany

Well one time Jesus walked in on God jerking off to his own reflection

And Jesus said Dad! What the fuck

But he said it in jest

Cause he didn't know how else to say it

For God won't be questioned

Then the jester in him did a little dance and suppressed it

And now Jesus Christ smokes meth

Now dance

I made a phone call to heaven

Trying to find God

My pay check it bounced again

You may be surprised but I'm not

See ever since God started hanging out with all the tech bros

He spends your tithing on whores, and crypto

So I left him a voicemail

I said, what are you, fucking broke

But I said it in jest

Cause I didn't know how else to say it

For we both know who signs the checks

Then the jester in me did a little dance and suppressed it

But I hope he got the reference to Megadeth

Now I'm angry again

And again

A man a little bit down on his luck

Gets on his knees to pray

A bear had clawed his arm clean off

After having his family for a buffet

Oh his car broke down, his house burned to the ground, he caught chlamydia

His dick was inflamed, his house in flames, and not to mention the cancer

So he whispered a few holy mary's, before screaming

How could you do this to me

But he said it in jest

Cause he didn't know how else to say it

Trust me I know how you feel

See the jester in me sometimes forgets when he's joking

And sometimes I laugh while others are crying

oh ho ho ho ho