My Credit Card Confession (Country Version) Lyrics

Now boarding first and business class passengers only

I've got a habit, a points addiction

Chasing signup bonuses, a lifelong affliction

Chase Sapphire Preferred, AMEX Platinum

Capital One Venture X, gotta catch 'em all, son

R.I.P. Citi Prestige, fourth night free was extra sweet

But I've got other tricks up my sleeve to make my travels elite

Collecting points and miles, it's my obsession

With spreadsheets galore, this is my credit card confession

I've got more cards than I'd like to admit

High annual fees, but I just can't quit

First and business class, that's how I fly

Now I'm opening business cards, for that one-time eBay sale

Hawked a Deion Sanders action figure, a classic points and miles tale

My friends don't understand, they think I'm insane

But those A-380 onboard showers are more than worth their disdain

I've got more cards than I'd like to admit

High annual fees, but I just can't quit

First and business class, that's how I fly

'Cause when it comes to points, I'm the guy

Setting calendar alerts, for the Wyndham-Caesar's-Hyatt merry-go-round

Matching status, from one to another, oh yeah I've got it down

Cashing in on airline transfer bonuses, oh what a thrill

Watching my points balance soar, it's such a rush, I can't stand still

I've got more cards than I'd like to admit

High annual fees, but I just can't quit

First and business class, that's how I fly

'Cause when it comes to points, I'm the guy

So if you see me, with a wallet full of plastic

Don't be sarcastic, my points game is fantastic

I'm a credit card connoisseur, with an 850 credit score

Signup bonuses are my forte, and I always want more

Yeah first-class flights and 5-star stays, are my reward

For playing the points game, I'm never bored

Expertflyer and Point.me, my tools of the trade

Chasing elite status, a game I've mastered and played

I've got more cards than I'd like to admit

High annual fees, but I just can't quit

First and business class, that's how I fly

'Cause when it comes to points, I'm the guy

Yeah I've got more cards than I'd like to admit

High annual fees, but I just can't quit

First and business class, that's how I fly

'Cause when it comes to points

Yeah when it comes to points

Oh when it comes to points - I'm the guy

Oh yeah I'm the guy