Chinatown Bus of the Skies (Spirit Airlines) Lyrics

Spirit Airlines, the Chinatown bus of the skies

Where dreams go to die, and frustrations rise

Delays guaranteed, seats cramped and tight

No onboard service, it's a bare-bones flight

Luggage lost in the void, carousel spinning 'round

An hour passes by, no bags to be found

Big Front Seat, what a joke

Fees for seats and carry-ons and now you're broke

Spirit Airlines, a nightmare in the air

One-star reviews, complaints everywhere

No reimbursements, no meal vouchers in sight

Spirit Airlines, where nothing goes right

Venting chaos and frustration

The stars align, a rare on-time flight

But the fees pile up, through day and night

Cramped in your seat, no legroom to spare

Spirit Airlines, a travel nightmare

A loyalty program, that's just a façade

No rewards to earn, no perks to laud

Better Business Bureau complaints abound

Spirit Airlines, where customer service can't be found

Spirit Airlines, a nightmare in the air

One-star reviews, complaints everywhere

No reimbursements, no meal vouchers in sight

Spirit Airlines, where nothing goes right

How was your flight? Awful

Did they treat you right? Not at all

Did your bags arrive on time? Not even close, what a crime

Would you recommend Spirit Airlines? Not a chance

How was your flight? Did they treat you right?

Not at all

Did your bags arrive on time? Not even close, what a crime

Would you recommend Spirit Airlines? Not a chance

How was your flight? Awful

Did they treat you right? Not at all

Did your bags arrive on time? Not even close, what a crime

Would you recommend Spirit Airlines? Not a chance

A wonder they survive, in today's cutthroat skies

With service so poor, and fees on the rise

Save yourself the trouble, book another way

Spirit Airlines, where plans go astray

Spirit Airlines, a nightmare in the air

One-star reviews, complaints everywhere

No reimbursements, no meal vouchers in sight

Spirit Airlines, where nothing goes right

How was your flight? Awful

Did they treat you right? Not at all

Did your bags arrive on time? Not even close, what a crime

Would you recommend Spirit Airlines? Not a chance

Not a chance

Spirit Airlines, the budget traveler's bane

Where low fares come with a side of pain

So heed this warning, and take to heart

Avoid Spirit Airlines, right from the start

Spirit Airlines, a nightmare in the air

One-star reviews, complaints everywhere

No reimbursements, no meal vouchers in sight

Spirit Airlines, where nothing goes right

Yeah on Spirit Airlines, nothing ever goes right