Jingle Bells Lyrics

Jingle bells, jingle bells, in the dead of night Oh, what fear it is to hide from the

Things that stalk with might Jingle bells, jingle bells, in the haunted

Night Oh, what dread it is to roam through the darkness

Filled with fright

Oh, can't you hear the sleigh bells ringing It must be Christmas season I'm finna crawl out of my cave and start

My yearly creepin' I guess it's about the time for me to unleash

These demons I'm takin' souls out of the children while

They're sleepin' No more dreams and no more presents, I'm

Killin' gifts, I'm snatchin' Rudolph and slaughterin' jolly

Old Saint Nick I'm slashin' Dancer, Dasher, and Prancer

I'm slicin' Vixen, I done skinned Blitzen

Ripped off Donner's antlers and shoved it up Comet, but I'm okay with Cupid

Fuck it, I know I'm ruthless, I'm gonna shoot him

I'm not a human, I'm a demon in this new dimension

It's superstition cause I'm paranormal like a vision

And I'm screamin' Jingle bells, welcome to my hell

Stuffed all of Santa's helpers, they're my elf on a shelf

But you can be my next victim, I might just blow your fuckin' eardrums

So, you better pay attention and listen for my

Jingle bells, jingle bells, in the dead of night

Oh, what fear it is to hide from the things that start with might

Jingle bells, jingle bells, in the dawn tonight

Oh, what dread it is to roam through the darkness filled with fright

You can't escape from my hounds of hell, you'll be bound to yourself

You'll plead insanity before I release you from your cell

But you're tapped so I can track you in an instant

Even if I let you go, it wouldn't make a difference

I'll stalk you from a distant, wait, are you kidding

No, that's just my line of vision

I don't even know your name, it's Krampus, bitches

I know that Santa's missing, he's locked in my deep freezer

In the center of my kitchen

Hello, Miss Claus, wait, where was the pause

I'd rather get the head and make a movie about your jaws

Where's my applause

As I clap, I'll stuff you in the back of my garage

But this entire journey was just a facade

So peace out now, I must go

Back to my cave is where I'll roam

Until next year, you can all have faith

But when I wake up, I'll be digging your graves

Jingle bells, jingle bells, in the dead of night

Oh, what fear it is to hide from the things that stalk with might

Jingle bells, jingle bells, in the dawn tonight

Oh, what dread it is to roam through the darkness filled with fright