Welcome to Liberty City Lyrics

Haha, welcome. This is Liberty City, folks

I hope you enjoy. Now shut the fuck up and sit back and take a listen

I'm in Liberty City, just feeling pretty and witty

Like a comic, but comments keep fucking popping and dropping

And it's causing me to wanna fucking end it man you better stop it

Man, I can't, I'm doing my dance like a rant

And I ran like a Pakistan, holding a hammer, damn

Just give me the mantle man, and I promise to continue the bombing

Like Osama bin Laden, I've been rocking and shocking

All these bitches been McLovin' my cock until I snap, crackle, and pop

Back in place like Anderson Silva's leg, how I switch up the pace

If you just grant me some space, I'll let you in

But these streets need the credit, so I'm staying, my friend

I'ma battle and make these people's vocal chords rattle

As I hop on the mic and blow this shit, it'll skedaddle

But I'm not buying butter like Betty Botter

I'd rather stick my dick in some cheese and let it solder

And mold to my shape and make a dildo

I'm ill though, but you sitting soft like a pillow

Welcome to Liberty City

It's a shit show, but we're still keeping it litty

It's full of junkies, yeah, but we know how to party

If you fuck around, then find out, no time for sorries

And I repeat, welcome to my home city

It's a shit show, but we're still keeping it litty

It's full of junkies, yeah, but we know how to party

If you fuck around, then find out, no time for sorries

He got a fake leg made out of wood, I'm misunderstood

If you pull up to my hood, I'll blast you with my goods

And I'm not kidding around, like Deebo, you'll get knocked the fuck out

How dare you say I'm playing now

But don't you cry, babe, the shit that I did was on Friday

Hi, Greg, I said you ready to hit the highway

We can go back to my place, get high and play some video games

What did the radio say? I got these radio waves

Inside my fucking brain, telling me I should stay safe

Go inside and lock the door behind Craig

We got some homies pulling up in the driveway

Give me my 9, Dre, and my Glock 2

We can shoot out to some cartoons

While I'm sitting on a bar stool, I call that shit a carpool

Like Looney Tunes, I'm in the looney bin

Here we go again, catching L's, no, I'm catching wins

We're live from Liberty City, hello, my friends

Welcome to Liberty City

It's a shit show, but we're still keeping it litty

It's full of junkies, yeah, but we know how to party

If you fuck around, then find out, no time for sorries

And I repeat, welcome to my home city

It's a shit show, but we're still keeping it litty

It's full of junkies, yeah, but we know how to party

If you fuck around, then find out, no time for sorries

I'm in Liberty City, just feeling pretty and witty

I got her sucking on my willy, and she really wanna feel me

But I'm waiting for this shit to pop off, like this fucking drama

She can kick rocks in some fucking flip flops

Yes, I fucking pill pop, but I'm like Rick Ross

When it comes to sick thoughts, she can get these ill shots

Of course I blew her back out, now she wants my bag now

Fuck it, I'm a cash cow, she better not act out

Before I bring the Mac out, yeah, it's fucking Smackdown

Yes, I'll undertake your fucking life away, bitch

Of course I'm not delirious, I'm very curious

On how you're so serious and not fearing this

Are you hearing it? The voices, the noises

I can't take them anymore, they're annoying

The annoyance is killing me, the ill in me

You're seeing the real in me, the vanilla beast

You take the god out of the zilla, you got the liberty

Now welcome to my city, you fiends

Welcome to Liberty City

It's a shit show, but we're still keeping it litty

It's full of junkies, yeah, but we know how to party

If you fuck around, then find out, no time for sorries

And I repeat, welcome to my home city

It's a shit show, but we're still keeping it lit

It's full of junkies, yeah, but we know how to party

If you fuck around, then find out, no time for sorries

Haha, that's just my city, folks

Enjoy your stay and have fun

But remember, don't wake up the beast

And don't go in the circus, you freaks

Peace