POKER NIGHT Lyrics

And I've got eighty dollars left

from betting on the Cavs

But I'm saving it all for poker

Brian says that,

"he can't afford to play"

But he's probably just being a joker

Two planes knocked down

Three buildings in New York

But don't tell Dan when he's sober

And "Little Bitty" has a sauna

In his finished basement

But we can't come over.

And I just need a break

Somebody take me away

I just want to bet all night

At "Sharablay Bay"

I need a cold, long, nice, iced,

Beer to end my week just right

Cause I've been waiting all week

To hang out with the guys

And lose my money on Poker Night

But the excuses start running

And some people aren't coming

And I think that I'll be on my own

Cause I was waiting all week for Poker Night

But instead I wrote this song alone.

We could've had plenty people for tonight

If Mason would just come over.

But he's too busy peeking up through the window

While he peers over your shoulder.

And Avery's on fire like his red new truck

And the chat froze all replies

Cause Jon's water got stolen

Hayes is trollin'

And the Steve Squad has to fly

And I just need a break

Somebody take me away

And I just want to bet all night

At "Sharablay Bay"

I need a cold, long, nice, iced,

Beer to end my week just right

Cause I've been waiting all week

To hang out with the guys

And lose my money on Poker Night

But the excuses start running

And some people aren't coming

And I think that I'll be on my own

Cause I was waiting all week for Poker Night

But instead I wrote this song alone.

Song alone…

Alone…

Yeah, instead I wrote this song alone

I guess that's just how it goes

Yeah this weekend really blows

So I guess I'll stay stuck at home