Send Your Kids To College Lyrics

I got a mortgage but it ain't a house

It's just an education bill with no way out

I didn't get a job but it's experience, they say

While I've got a big-time loan from a summer camp with grades

Everyone goes, you'll be lost if you don't

Yeah the time is great and your friends will all go

So send your kids to college

The debt is on supply

Send all your kids to college

We just got a water slide

One by one by one

The interest grows

One by one

The families decompose

I can't buy an asset, but I need another loan

Is this adulting? What happened to my home?

But several years on, all that remains

Is hindsight and a job with low pay

Send all your kids to college

The debt is on supply

Send all your kids to college

We just got a water slide

We'll make them alcoholics

If they're not already high

Send all your kids to college

We'll just bill them till they die

This is the chance of a lifetime

And I can't read the fine print

I signed my life away

Right now before my prime

But my parents are so proud of it

They think I'll be the President

But I'm just looking for some lower rent

So send your kids to college

They'll never be denied

Send all your kids to college

The future ends when they apply

Send all your kids for knowledge

The kind that rots their minds

So send your kids to college

The teachers take is verified

Send all your kids to college

Your income is pre-qualified

So send them all to college

We'll just bill them till they die

One by one by one

The interest grows

One by one

The families decompose