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I went to the O2 to watch my favourite 90s band

They're getting kindof old but they still rock

But all that I could think about was sharing with my friends

So I filmed it from the crowd and watched it from behind my

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This will look great on Instagram

Don't even matter that I missed the band

Cos I could be an influencer

You could be an influencer too

Protest march in London, 'no more cobalt mining please'

Felt so strongly I'd support them with their cause

We marched down into Soho shouting 'fuck your batteries'

But when the police arrived I couldn't help reach for my

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This looked so great on Instagram

I sold the pictures and I made ten grand

Now I'm an influencer

You could be an influencer too

I met her at the bar we hit off one night in June

Next thing I know she's naked on the bed

Now there was only one thing that I possibly could do

I reached into my jeans and eagerly whipped out my

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She looked so great on instagram

And it is such a shame that I got banned

I used to be an influencer

Now she's an influencer

You could be an influencer too

Yeah, you could be an influencer too