Lost in the Supermarket Lyrics

Went to the store just a quick little trip

Gonna grab some milk maybe some chips

Got my list in hand feeling so smart

But now I'm lost where do I start?

Aisle one's got cereal Aisle two's got bread

I'm spinning around where's the cheese spread?

Asked a store clerk but he just shrugged

Now I'm wandering 'round feeling so bugged

I'm lost in the supermarket oh what a maze

Stuck between the produce and the deli displays

Searching for my cart where did it roll?

Lost in the supermarket losing control!

Saw a lady with twelve kinds of ham

She told me the pickles are next to the jam

Tried to find the pasta took a wrong turn

Ended up in pet food will I ever learn?

Aisle five's got paper towels Aisle six canned peas

Passed by the freezer now I'm starting to freeze

Saw a sign for yogurt thought I'd found my luck

But now I'm stuck here with rubber ducks

I'm lost in the supermarket oh what a maze

Stuck between the cereals and the bread displays

Searching for my cart where did it roll?

Lost in the supermarket losing control!

Hear the overhead announcement "Clean up in Aisle Nine"

That's where I found myself slipping on a lime

Bumped into a pyramid of soup cans so tall

Now I'm buried in Campbell's help y'all!

I'm lost in the supermarket oh what a maze

Stuck between the pasta and the fruit displays

Searching for my cart where did it roll?

Lost in the supermarket losing control!

Finally found the exit thought I was free

But I left my list and sanity back by Aisle Three

Lost in the supermarket it's a comedy show

Next time I'm shopping I'm bringing a pro!

Lost in the supermarket what a crazy spree

Lost in the supermarket just come find me!

Lost in the supermarket round and round I go

Lost in the supermarket it's a wild rodeo!