Tree House John Lyrics

Have you heard about Treehouse John

He's really got it going on

He's living down here for free

Living in a Christmas tree

I know you've heard about Treehouse John

He's really got it going on

Living down here for free

Living in a Christmas tree

Each day he rides his kayak into town

Now that's a lovely way to get around

He stores it somewhere that I can't say

Hops on his bike and then he starts his day

He may be selling glasses or sorbet

Cashes out and then he's on his way

I've never seen a man so wild and free

Living in a Christmas tree

Have you heard about Treehouse John

He's really got it going on

Living down here for free

Living in a Christmas tree

Now each November comes the big boat race

You should have seen the look on John's face

When he was paddling from rock to rock

And here come speed boats going sixty knots

They had to stop the whole damn show

Just to let old Johnny go

Travelling from key to key

From Key West to his Christmas tree

So now you've heard about Treehouse John

He's really got it going on

Living down here for free

Living in a Christmas tree

I said he's living down here for free

Living in a Christmas tree