Florida Man Lyrics

They ask me how long I've been here I tell them too damn long

To save me a conversation I'm writing this here song

I came in from California From the west down to the east

My surprise when I got home Even I couldn't recognize me

I'm a Florida man Hanging out with Florida girls

Some of the craziest people in the whole damn world

I tell them all I'm a poor boy But you can count on me

But they'd all trade a heart of gold for sugar daddy

And she'll tell you I'm not much of a party girl

Most nights I like to stay inside

The second that you start to believe her

She'll take your ass for a ride

And all the older men Sitting at the bar

Creeping on the younger girls

Saying I got a yacht and a pocket full of singles

But could never find a decent girl

That's because decent girls don't need a guy like him

They're not just trying to post a picture on Instagram

They want an honest conversation and a cup of tea

I know I'll find her one day But till then I'll be

A Florida man

Hanging out with Florida girls

We're some of the craziest people in the whole damn world

I tell them all I'm a poor boy But you can count on me

But they'd all trade a heart of gold for sugar daddy

A Florida man Hanging out with Florida girls

Some of the craziest people in the whole damn world

I tell them all I'm a poor boy But you can count on me

But they'd all trade a heart of gold for sugar daddy

They'd all trade a heart of gold for sugar daddy

They'd all trade a heart of gold for sugar daddy