Where's the bloody screwdriver Lyrics

I'm knee-deep in sawdust, on a mission so divine

Got my hammer, got my nails, it's all looking fine

But I reach for my screwdriver, it's gone without a trace

For the life of me, I don't understand where it went

Is it under the bench, or in the tool tent?

Where's the bloody screwdriver, I just had it in my grip

Am I blind, or am I losing my mind?

Every time I need it, it decides to take a trip

Where's the bloody screwdriver, always hiding out of sight?

I swear it's a conspiracy, tools on the run

Every wrench and every plyer, having their fun

I look here, I check there, in every crack and bend

I need a miracle, or just a tool that can bend

Maybe it's a ghost, or a gremlin on the loose

Playing tricks on my mind, oh what's the use?

I just need to screw this in, finish up the job

But I'm stuck here spinning, feeling like a knob

Where's the bloody screwdriver, I just had it in my grip

Am I blind, or am I losing my mind?

Every time I need it, it decides to take a trip

Where's the bloody screwdriver, always hiding out of sight?

In every corner, every shadow, I swear it's there

I turn my back for just a sec, it vanishes in thin air

A toolbox rebel, it's got a life of its own

When I need it most, it's in a zone unknown

Where's the bloody screwdriver, I just had it in my grip

Am I blind, or am I losing my mind?

Every time I need it, it decides to take a trip

Where's the bloody screwdriver, always hiding out of sight?

Found it in my pocket, after all that fuss

Laughing at myself, oh what a muss!

Tools back in their places, ready for next time

But I'll keep one eye open, 'cause it's a fine line