Say Nasty Things Lyrics

One day, I wasn't doing anything

When I fell down a cave

Got washed out by a wave

In May

I tried

To swim back to shore

But the sea was a whore

So I died

But then I woke up

It was all a dream

I jumped out of bed and I started to scream

What a stupid bastard cunt of a dream this has been

And my wife said

Why've you gotta say such nasty shit?

Because I'm a nasty mother fucker!

It's plain to see

I'm the nastiest fucker to walk this earth

I don't give a fuck if your feelings are hurt

You shouldn't have to ask why

The answer is so fucking simple

I'm such a horrible cunt

I don't care what you want

If you don't like it

You can go and fuck yourself

Because I'm a nasty mother fucker!

The nastiest fucker

And you can go to hell

You stupid cunt-faced wanker

Nasty

Nasty

A nasty mother fucker

Sometimes

All that you need

To keep the demons locked out

Is to stand up and shout

Fuck you all, you stupid wanking bastard cunt-faced cock suckers

If you can't say it with some swearwords

It's not worth saying at all

So if you want to know

Why I've gotta say such nasty shit

Because I'm a nasty mother fucker!

A nasty mother fucker