Girl Math (Acoustic) Lyrics

You said your mom called at 11:15

But her number doesn't end in 9283

Dyed my hair every color under the sun

But I swear to God no I ain't never been blonde

Put two and two together

But it's just not adding up

Can someone make this make sense

Cuz i think my answer's wrong

Girl Math

Counted up the hard facts

Let's divide us in half

Rip you outta the equation

No us

I call that a big plus

With you it's a minus

Subtract you real fast

And do some Girl Math

You think I'm stupid and I don't have a clue

But i figured out her name and favorite shampoo

Put two and two together

But it's just not adding up

Can you someone make this make sense?

Cuz you know my answer's wrong

Girl Math

Counted up the hard facts

Let's divide us in half

Rip you outta the equation

No us

I call that a big plus

With you it's a minus

Subtract you real fast

And do some Girl Math

Im wrong, you're right

This pretty little head of mine

Couldn't put it together no

Just dumb luck that I'm right

My math mathing all your lies

Girl Math

Counted up the hard facts

Let's divide us in half

Rip you outta the equation

No us

I call that a big plus

With you it's a minus

Subtract you real fast

And do some Girl Math