Dylan's Dad Lyrics

We met at church

And then we got some fajitas

Got me to like him

Without any tequila

I know he does everything right

And he gives me butterflies

My best friend tells me that he's a keeper

I really like Dylan a lot

But

Dylan's Dad

He really drives me mad

With his faded tats

Sings in a cover band

Yeah he's super hot

With his ripped dad bod

Oh my Oh my god

I like Dylan a lot

But oh man

I love Dylan's dad

I'm at the age

Where age is only a number

Too old to mess around

But too young to be a mother

I love skydiving and skateboarding

But boys in their 20's are boring

it's sick I'd rather be his step mother

You know I really like Dylan a lot

But

Dylan's Dad

He really drives me mad

With his faded tats

Sings in a cover band

Yeah he's super hot

With his ripped dad bod

Oh my Oh my god

I like Dylan a lot

But oh man

I love Dylan's dad

Dylan

You're so hot in your chucks

Wish I didn't

Like your old man so much

Dylan

You have so much to offer

To somebody's daughter

But his harley makes my heart stop

I can't not

Love love love

Dylan's Dad

He really drives me mad

With his faded tats

Sings in a cover band

Yeah he's super hot

With his ripped dad bod

Oh my Oh my god

I like Dylan a lot

But oh man

I love Dylan's dad