Let's Stay Home Lyrics

He's really sweet, buys me flowers all the time

Calls me to check on me, writes love letters that rhyme

His job is very physical, and he works out after

He's got a great personality, he fills me with laughter

His body is a ten, but his face is a two

God damn, is he ugly, what am I to do

His body is a ten, but his face is a two

God damn, is he ugly, what am I to do

I love to sit at home with him, watching movies together

But if he wants to go out, I say I'm under the weather

Why do his eyes cross that way, and he has a hooked nose

His ears stick out way too far, the stains on his teeth, what are those

His body is a ten, his personality divine

God damn, is he ugly I can't fuck him without wine

His body is a ten, his personality divine

God damn, is he ugly, I can't fuck him without wine

I want to suggest surgery

But that would be too aggressive

For sex it must be totally dark

Because his face is depressing

The only pictures on my phone

Are those of his giant cock

He's never met any of my friends

The girls would die of shock

His body is a ten, and he's a millionaire

God damn is he ugly, he's twenty-four with no hair

His body is a ten, and he's a millionaire.

God damn is he ugly, where the fuck is his hair

Woah, Dogs whine when they see him

Woah, Children call him the bogeyman

Woah, He's a monster

Woah, oh

His body is a ten, but his face is a fluke

When he tries to kiss me, I have to hold back a puke

His body is a ten, but his face is a fluke

Please don't try to kiss me, oh shit, I'm gonna puke

I'm Gagging

I'm Gagging