Killing a Puppy for One Billion Dollars Lyrics

I would kill a puppy for one billion dollars

I wish someone would offer me one billion dollars to kill a puppy

I would put its throat under an ice skate and cradle my foot back and forth

I could easily kill a puppy for one billion

I could kill one for like a thousand bucks

I'm waiting for the offer everyday

I wish I could feel something again

I would kill a puppy for one billion dollars

I would kill a puppy for one billion dollars

I wish someone would offer me one billion dollars to kill a puppy

I would hold its head in a cup of water till its body goes limp

I could easily kill a puppy for one billion

I don't know if I even need the money

Just given the chance legally I would do it

I want to kill a puppy so bad

I would kill a puppy for one billion dollars

I would kill a puppy for one billion dollars

I pray to God someone would offer me one billion dollars to kill a puppy

I would grab its lower jaw and tear it off like a band-aid

Or I'd drive its head into an open nail on the wall

I wish for this opportunity every single day of my life

I would kill a puppy for one billion dollars

I wouldn't think about it

I wouldn't think about it at all

I would do it for free

I would do it for free right now

Please God

Please God I love you

I would sacrifice myself to kill a puppy

I'm begging you God please

Let me kill something you made

Please let me enter the kingdom of Heaven

You made me like this

Stop testing me

Please stop testing me

Let me kill one puppy, I'm begging for just one puppy

Please

Please

Please

Please