False Hope Lyrics

Swipe left, right, left, left, right

Swipe left, right, left, right, right

Swipe right, right, left, left, right

Right, right, right, right

Right

Been at it all night

Maybe it's time to confess that I might not be

God's gift to man like I think I am

I ain't got likes

But I flash my pearly whites and my flirty eyes

I'm 5 foot 5 but perty nice

And my friends can attest that I jest with the best

But I guess so can these thirty guys

That's my ego talking

I'm regal walking

My crown of thorns and my steeple top

But I ain't my martyr either

No Jesus, Paul, and no Mark or Peter

So pardon me, I'm just fallen

Am I rotten? Maybe I'm horrid

I been the last option they cast off

And our paths cross like the boards

They say to be patient with it

Till I face the women

Who will make decisions

That are based on my nature not fake agendas

Am I fake in pictures

Is my aim to strip her

I don't date your Tinder

But here I am, idiot

Telling myself that I'm simply too hideous

All cause it got out of hand

It should get out of hand

Put my phone down and stop with the idioms

My affiliates got dates

I feel silliest when I'm solo

It's not piteous, it's just bait

I'm the fish and the app is the plate

They make money when I feel alone

And I put myself down when I pick up the phone

But I'm not your commodity

Swipe like the lottery

I'm an adult

Ima act like I've grown

I got one like

Guess I might not be a bad sight

Do I start with a line or a compliment, ah

Forget it, I'll just say hi

She said hi back

That's a good start. Then we had a nice chat

So we chat for a bit

It was charming and rich

She said, Do you want my Snap

Yeah, I'll take it

And send a pic

She sent one back and I think I'll rizz

I'm like, You too cute to stay inside

Lemme take you out. Whatchu doing Friday

She free and shoot, I'll make some time

I ain't gone out since like last July

I iron a shirt three days in advance

I'll put on these these pants and I'm wearing this tie

We talk on the phone, she's cute

And I got a little crush, that's new

And maybe I rushed too soon

'Cause the day of our rendezvous

She called it off, no excuse

Cool, reschedule. Got a day suggestion

She like, Real soon. We'll go out whenevs

Yeah, that's cool just let me know

And then she turned off her phone

Now I'm just back where I started, man

With lower morale and heart in hand

They say to be patient with it

But I hate the feeling I'm unwanted, man

Where is my self respect

Where's the Adam I can accept

When I download it's a downgrade

And my doubt's in what they invest

They make money when I feel alone

And I put myself down when I pick up the phone

But I'm not your commodity

Swipe like the lottery

I'm an adult

Ima act like I've grown

I don't need your right swipes

I don't need your right swipes

I don't need your right swipes

Matter fact, I don't need you at all