California Girls Lyrics

I got like 14 bitches scorching and their daddies all drive Porsches

And this crazy bitch named Courtney likes to bask in all the glory, so she puts me on her story

And most these women bore me and some of these bitches bougie and the others can't afford it

Most these women nasty and I like their chest ginormous

I took off her new corset and now we're off in orbit, my crib will be a mansion and my mind is of a fortress

But this chick can't pay the mortgage, she's been fixing her self portrait

She said it came out gorgeous but don't check it in the morning

I said you're always pretty plus I always wake up horny

So that won't work for me, okay well here's my final warning

Okay that was fun but I'm here to fuck shit up, I got hormones full of love

I'd rather jerk than hit the club, you're all lust, I'm all love

I'm not saying I'm above, but the last dude that you stuffed didn't even rock a glove

I want passion, I want trust

I think you'd rather catch a buzz, I want a chick who's just like me, who truly never gave a fuck

About what they think or what you do, you grab the reds when you feel the blues

It's either that or it's straight to the booze, bitch I hate your guts, bitch I hate you too, bitch I hate you too

Oh great, well I should've took a break, but now it's tough for me to wait

So it's on to the next date, she said it better be gourmet, I like caviar, wagyu, white truffle, creme brulee

I'm like wait, hold up, hold up, wait, what'd you just say?

How you speak like that when you have nothing on your plate

Besides some nice pictures that you forced your friends to take

I'm getting quite confused, I need to move back to my state

Damn you have some cans, did you ever have a plan?

You're tryna scoop an entertainer or a dude that's on the Rams, you're like a 4 year old child

You have dreams of playing in the sand, I would love to know your future if you never had a man

Would you dance, you could cam, maybe start an only fans, you have rhythm, you have soul

You could start an all girl band, you have style, you're creative, maybe start a clothing brand

But knowing you, you won't do shit

I'm sorry young lady, but that's just where I stand