It Would Suck To Be You Lyrics

You are not that dude, I'm that dude I don't mean to be rude

But I looked inside your life and thought goddamn It would suck to be you

Let me bounce to the groove, let me suck on them

Trust me, dude, no, fuck you dude, You bumpy road, me silky smooth

Fuck, what do I do? I have these crazy thoughts, but

Let me see 'em through, why? I don't wanna be you

It'd be tough to be you The way you think does make me sick, it makes me puke

Like, what is that, dude

You'd rather talk about someone else before you make a move

You? Why would I trust you? Aren't you that dude whose views get skewed

Depending on what someone else might say or think that you should do

Aren't you that dude whose mood gets skewed Depending on what someone else does do

And whether or not they make it far or if they break through

If you're that dude, I say fuck you Put on some boots, you need some food

Go grab a brew, cause you don't care to win You want someone else to lose

Yeah, you don't care to dance, you don't have any moves

You don't have a single clue, I'll learn the one two

Even with loose screws, you are just a little dweeb

Who is nothing but a schmooze

Bitch boy one, bitch boy two Everywhere I go, there's someone new

You are not that dude, I'm that dude I don't mean to be rude

But I looked inside your life and thought, Goddamn, it would suck to be you

Let me bounce to the groove Let me suck on them

Trust me dude, No, fuck you dude, you bumpy road, me silky smooth

Fuck, what do I do? I have these crazy thoughts, but

Let me see 'em through, why? I don't wanna be you

It'd be tough to be you The way you think does make me sick

It makes me puke Like, what is that, dude

You'd rather talk about someone else before you make a move

Damn, I don't really get it There's few solid men, the majority pathetic

Low self-belief, and then they just regret it

And then they settle down and get an average chick pregnant

And they don't like me if I live free And I believe, and I do me

Well, okay, sweet, just shut your yap, you little pipsqueak

You should focus on the earth, you should focus on yourself

You should focus on your health, you should focus on your work

You know that thing that you do where you're easily replaceable if you ever get hurt

Don't focus on this, don't focus on that You should try and swing the bat

You should tighten up the ass, you should loosen up the mask

I took a look inside your life and I got really, really sad

You are not that dude, I'm that dude I don't mean to be rude

But I looked inside your life and thought, goddamn

It would suck to be you