PhreekShow Lyrics

Attention please, attention

All freaks please report to the stage

We have a show to do

Welcome, welcome

Come one, come all

Welcome to The Freak Show

My name is Phinn, and I'll be your host

We have a very special treat for you today, so strap in

Please remember this is an adult show, so no children in the audience

Oh, and if you're sitting in the front, you are in the splash zone

Welcome into The Freak Show

Take a seat, cause we have all of your favorite bloody creeps

There's bloodsuckers and wolfmen here all week

Yeah, here at The Freak Show we can't be beat, nah

Come on in, get yourself at home

Here you don't need to be all alone

Here us freaks take care of our own

This place here's a no-normie zone

Ha ha ha, I kid, I kid

Well, maybe just a little bit

If you can't handle blood, then you're not fit

And if you don't like us, it's into the pits

Calling all freaks, calling all freaks

Big or small, strong or weak

If you need a place to go, if you got no home, then we'll be your new family

Attention please, attention please

It appears that we have fresh new meat

Everyone please show your bloody wet teeth and give them a warm welcome meet

Welcome into The Freak Show

Take a seat, cause we have all of your favorite bloody creeps

There's the undead and the goblins who love to eat

Yeah, here at The Freak Show we can't be beat, nah

Hey little weirdo, wanna see some blood

We got zombies over there tearing out guts

No matter what ain't never enough

Appetite so big they never stuffed

If laughs are your thing we got clowns too

Outer space or Earth more than a few

If you don't behave, you'll be a cocoon

Drink you through a straw like you are juice

If you like the supernatural, here you'll find

Ghosts and poltergeists of all kinds

Demons and devils from all times

If you wanna have a chat, just draw their signs

Witches and warlocks live here too

If you want, they'll brew a potion for you

Freak Show, Freak Show, calling all freaks

Creep Show, Creep Show, calling all creeps

Your presence is requested

Join us, please

Here you will be family

All together, please

Welcome to The Freak Show

Take a seat, cause we have all of your favorite bloody creeps there's

Killer clowns and ogres here all week, yeah

Here at The Freak Show can't be beat, nah

Welcome to The Freak Show

Take a seat, cause we have all of your favorite bloody creeps, there's

Dancing devils and sccubi here all week, Yeah

Here at The Freak Show, we can't be beat, nah

And that's the show, folks

Hope you enjoyed

Come back when you want another dose of freaky fun

We love to entertain here at The Freak Show

Remember to tell your fellow freaks about us and help our little family grow

Take care and good night