Creature Feature Lyrics

Welcome to my home yeah, welcome to the creature feature

Take a seat and get comfy I will be your horror teacher

Take a normal critter and start to slice and dice

Graft it with another and make up something nice

Zombies, werewolves, cryptids, I got plenty

When it comes to gouls never too many

Run you down and feast with the fa-mi-ly

Start a fight with me? Loss of sa-ni-ty

I can show you something you ain't never seen before

A beast with a lion head and the body of a horse

If you want I can give it the tusks of a boar and fuck it give it wings, let this abomination soar

Necromantic mage with a fetish for the gore

Got some more parts but I still want more

But now my new pet doesn't fit through the door

Guess I gotta chop it up and make a little hoard

You can use any critter big or small

I find it works best if you use them all

Get a couple people and have a ball

Stack the bodies and see how tall

1 head, 2 heads, 3 heads 4

5 heads, 6 heads, 7 heads, more

8 legs, 9 legs, 10 or eleven

Let these beasts loose and start an Armageddon

Welcome to my home yeah, welcome to the creature feature

Take a seat and get comfy I will be your horror teacher

Take a normal critter and start to slice and dice

Graft it with another and make up something nice

Call it what you want man, I'm just havin' fun

I don't mean to flaunt, but, I really like this one

Its face is really gaunt, and it doesn't like the sun

And If you try to taunt it, I suggest you run

I ain't never seen a beast like this

It looked like a bear but I swear it hissed

Its eyes, real wide, got red when pissed

Then it flew in the sky, so high, chef's kiss

Here is another phreekee little thing

Don't have no mouth and yet it sings

Lures poor souls like a cat with string

They see, they hear, they need, they cling

I got monsters in my head

I got monsters under your bed

I got creatures that are hungry

They will eat you just put bluntly

Welcome to my home yeah, welcome to the creature feature

Take a seat and get comfy I will be your horror teacher

Take a normal critter and start to slice and dice

Graft it with another and make up something nice

Welcome to my home yeah, welcome to the creature feature

Take a seat and get comfy I will be your horror teacher

Take a normal critter and start to slice and dice

Graft it with another and make up something nice