umpire Lyrics

I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor

From now on, you will speak only when spoken to

And the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be, sir

Do you maggots understand that

Sir, yes, sir

Bullshit, I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair

Sir, yes, sir

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training

you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death

Praise the Lord

Aye, we just hit you with that umpire

Broad day, we can hit you in that sunshine

Wait, you get the punchline

It's all fun and jokes till we hit that gunfire

Yeah, fun and jokes till we knock his brain

Ever since she been with me, she ain't been the same

Tell me just to stop, but I can't ever, ever wait

I ain't waiting for nobody, today's the day

Yeah, shit, king of the universe

Brody run up with his friend like, who be first

I could put you and your friend all up on that shirt

I'ma still win the race when I'm just in reverse

In reverse or in drive, your hoe is mine

Either way, I'm the only one who does it right

Cause you little bro, you can't even change that life

When she callin', she was tryna pipe

I ain't never talk to his bitch ass

Brody run up, shit, that's a mismatch

Better go and take that shit back to spin class

I ain't never, ever, ever fucking with that

Yeah, and I just been a man

I ain't fucking with your hoe, but she don't understand

I gotta get the bag

Take the other hand, I wrap it in a rubber band

But until that day, you are pukes

You are the lowest form of life on earth

You are not even human fucking beings

You are nothing but unorganized, grabastic pieces of amphibian shit

Because I am hard, you will not like me

But the more you hate me, the more you will learn

We just hit you with that umpire

Broad day, we can hit you in that sunshine

Wait, you get the punchline

It's all funny jokes till we hit that gunfire

Yeah, funny jokes till we knock his brain

Ever since she been with me, she ain't been the same

Tell me just to stop, but I can't ever, ever wait

I ain't waiting for nobody, today's the day