
Mid Western Broads Lyrics
- Genre:Country
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
Look at the shitter on that critter
God damn
Howdy there, darling
I go by the name of WunTooth Wap
Looking for a girl right over yonder
Then I found me a broad who don't know her father
And the way she slug brews got my boner longer
And she got the whole damn saloon to applaud
There was nothing wrong with her, it made me ponder
How she got a nice bumper match both her honkers
And she wrestles gators cause she came straight out of Florida
But I only like my midwestern broads
I only like my midwestern broads
I can't let you take off your bra
Can't saddle up on me and ride these balls
I only like my midwestern broads
I can't let you take off your draws
You know my midwestern broads have no flaws
I kicked down the door of that old saloon
Took a gander over there and saw them balloons
Before I came up, I spat in the spittoon
Said, hi darling, let me see that poon
She gasped and said, come in my cocoon
Said, baby, you could be my little spoon
She said, make it quick, going back to Georgia soon
What a tarnation, I only like midwestern poons
I only like my midwestern broads
I can't let you take off your bra
Can't saddle up on me and ride these balls
I only like my midwestern broads
I can't let you take off your draws
You know my midwestern broads have no flaws
Damn, only if he were midwestern
Mmm