Deck Your Halls Lyrics

All I want this year is a box

No ordinary Christmas box

Gingerbread smell when I sniff the crotch

Then I splooge in her Christmas socks

Them Jingle bells ringing on my ding a ling and then

I Stick a finger in, cookie smell lingering

Stuff herstockings with big fat cock

And my balls like ornaments hanging there droppin

Let me deck your halls, let me deck your halls

Just answer my calls, cause I want you to Jingle my balls,

Santa Claus All I do is crawl in her walls

(Ho, Ho, Ho)

Let me deck your halls

(Ho, Ho, Ho)

Let me slide in your chimney I gotta release what's in me

I'm by the mistletoe, she kissed me on the balls

Hope that box is all she got me She get rocks cause she been naughty

My big sack could make her jolly in her walls

I'll deck your halls

Let me deck your halls, let me deck your halls

Just answer my calls, cause I want you to Jingle my balls,

Santa Claus All I do is crawl in her walls

(Ho, Ho, Ho)

Let me deck your halls

(Ho, Ho, Ho)

Let me deck your halls tonight

Let me deck your halls

Let me deck your halls

Let me wreck your walls