BAD INTERNET ft. cuzz.y Lyrics

I hate my Wi-Fi

I hate my Wi-Fi

Mmm, yeah, mmm

I hate my Wi-Fi

I hate my Wi-Fi

I got bad internet, yeah

I hate my Wi-Fi

I can't even access Spotify

And I got no reasons why, yeah

Got five kilobytes per second download speed, no lie

Wish I could look for help but my internet won't let me talk, talk

Can't even message people so I gotta use chalk, chalk

Can't watch the footy, to the pub, I gotta walk, walk

In your gaming chair

Teleporting ev-ev-ev-everywhere

Got some Wi-Fi to spare?

While you're in a living nightmare

The ISP doesn't care

Now it won't even pair

All you can do is stare

This is so unfair

No 'cause I've just woken up and I feel like absolute shit

Nice to me-eh-eh, didn't mean to stutter

Ain't smooth like butter but I'm going undercover

Not starting to mutter but I'm starting to shutter

Nah 'cause it ain't me, it's my dodgy internet

Not dodgy internet like paedos and £2 headsets

But I'm starting to feel offset, upset, not met

Can't meet, free feet pics, red and white like a motherfucking picnic

Ni-ni-ni-ni-nicotine addict

B-b-b-breathing, gotta keep at it

M-m-m-money, I've gotta fucking have it

Can't count it

Wi-Fi box, I'ma bat it

Chat it but now texts don't send

Snapping but now the call ends

Friend's now waiting for my shit

Pull the plug, I fucking quit