TXUCH GRASS ft. cuzz.y Lyrics

Hop on 'Pro Clubs', but you never pass

I might as well go outside and touch some grass

Let's go, that's class

Back in the day, people would appreciate when someone was good at a game

Maybe they'd send 'em a friend request

But nowadays they'd get a message instead

Telling them to touch some grass

Get a life

Go outside

Touch some grass

Get a life

Go outside

Touch some grass

Just go outside

They tell me "go outside and touch some motherfucking grass"

'Cause I clapped them in a game, yeah, and then their mother's ass

But they're just jealous 'cause I'm class like Lil Nas

Extra sparse, tick the box 'cause I completed the task

But if they're better than me then they need to go outside

But yeah, I tried, press X to ride

L2 to glide, but I still died

Yeah, that hurt my pride

No replay, press square to skip

How am I still shit when using bumper jumper tactical flipped?

Call a tactical dip, square to clip

DM him just to call his ass a sweaty prick

But when I kill, they call me gay like a skittle

The truth is my bae's bi like a cycle

Spamming "What a save! What a save! What a save!"

But I'm on TikTok getting paid

With my girl, getting laid

"What a save! What a save! What a save!"

Now I've got a confession, chat's blocked for three seconds

Back in the day, people would appreciate when someone was good at a game

Maybe they'd send 'em a friend request

But nowadays they'd get a message instead

Telling them to touch some grass

Get a life

Go outside

Touch some grass

Get a life

Go outside

Touch some grass

Just go outside

You've just been boxed like a flopper

This lobby's so trash, already on an attack chopper

You just got clipped, all nice and proper

There's nothing worse than thinking you found diamonds and it's just fucking copper

My teammate's knocked again, what a shocker

You should shut the fuck up if you call it soccer

I'm a wizard with this shit so they call me Harry Potter

"GG ez", that's an oxymoron

You're just adding more and more salt for me to pour on

You're actually super easy to score on

Your reflexes are so shit, get some better neurons