Caught My Foreskin in My Zipper Lyrics

Woke up late this morning

Next to my sweet wife Dot

Put on my pants zipped up

Dang my foreskin's been caught

Tears welling up in my eyes

Don't want to wake my dear wife

Zipper stuck blood dripping down

How'd I've been stuck by this strife

Because this is the third time that I

Caught my foreskin in my zipper

Seeing the blood just makes me sicker

Dot will sure be upset

When she sees my foreskin all beset

The first time it occurred

At dinner on a date

Quiet romantic place

By candlelight, sure was great

Snagged it in the restroom

Walked back to the table

Dot was shocked and angry

Burnt my skin with the candle

Oh man that's gotta hurt

So if Dot finds out a third time that I

Caught my foreskin in my zipper

Maybe I can use a nail clipper

Dot for sure will be upset

When angry she's a serious threat

The second time was worse

Dot's parents at the house

Cooking meat on the grill

Dot's a really good spouse

Dot saw my foreskin stuck

Used tongs to rip it off

Threw my foreskin on the grill

Dot's parents pointed and scoffed

Not much foreskin left

So when Dot finds out this third time that I

Caught my foreskin in my zipper

Can't I find help in some wise scripture

Dot for sure will be upset

And my life will be full regret

Caught my foreskin in my zipper

Seeing the blood just makes me sicker

Dot will sure be upset

When she sees my foreskin all beset

Caught my foreskin in my zipper

Seeing the blood just makes me sicker

Dot will sure be upset

When she sees my foreskin all beset