Sears Catalog Is a Slut Lyrics

Home alone, parents are out

Sears Catalog, let's hangout

Open it up, I need what it's giving

All those bras and stockings leave me wishing

Sears Catalog is a slut

See that asian model's butt

Sears Catalog what have you done

Those tits look like a lot of fun

So many breasts! Is that a nipple

Keep this up, I may end up a cripple

Turn the page to see all men

Let me quickly flip back again

Sears Catalog you're a slut

Those high heels can step on my nut

Sears Catalog you know what you're doing

One day I hope to really be screwing

The models increase my yearning

And the rubbing feels like its burning

Gotta finish, no time to stop

Parents just pulled up on the blacktop

Sears Catalog is a slut

See that asian model's butt

Sears Catalog what have you done

Those tits look like a lot of fun

Sears Catalog! So so Hot

Sears Catalog is a slut

Sears Catalog! Yes oh yes

Sears Catalog! Success