Get Drunk & Make Out This Christmas Lyrics

Woman I love ya

You know that I do

How else can I say

Happy Christmas to you

My presents I know

In the past have been lame

But I'm not a good shopper

I say it with shame

This year please don't make me go shopping at the mall

How bout we don't buy each other presents at all

Hey why don't we both just get drunk

And make out this Christmas?

Yeah, I've tried really hard

To nail your unique style

But I see all the sorrow

Through your polite smile

Those sweaters and panties

I've bought you before

Still have tags connected

Deep down in your drawer

This year please don't make me go shopping at the mall

How bout we don't buy each other presents at all

Yeah why don't we both just get drunk

And make out this Christmas?

I wanna kiss you

And hold you

And touch you

And tickle your fancy

Till morning

Now ain't that better

Than some stupid gift card

Or pantsuit or earrings or perfume

Or UGG boot or Swatch Watch

I'll be romantic, light candles

Get tantric, fill bathtubs with flowers

Talk feelings for hours

Then when it's time for some sexy flirtation

We'll both get what we want

Win-win situation

Happy Christmas to you

This year please don't make me go shopping at the mall

How bout we don't buy each other presents at all

Yeah why don't we both just get drunk

And make out this Christmas?

Why don't we both just get drunk

And make out this Christmas?

Why don't we both just get drunk

And make out this Christmas?