I Wanna Rock U Hard This Xmas Lyrics

While the jingle bells are jinglin'

And the snow begins to fall

And my Grandma makes her Gingerbread cookies

Just across the hall

I'm freaking 'bout what to get you

Then it suddenly occurs to me

The best Christmas present

Is to rock your body

Underneath the fuckin' tree

I wanna rock you hard

This Christmas

I wanna fill your stocking with my Candy cane of joy

We'll have a very merry Motherfuckin' Christmas

I'll drive the love train

Down Santa Claus lane

I'm your little drummer boy

While the eggnog is all noggy

And the fireplace all a-glow

While our bodies are heatin' up

In yuletide places down below

I hope you like my present

It was way too big to wrap

I'm gonna get naughty

All over your body

Come sit on Santa's lap

I wanna rock you hard

This Christmas

I wanna fill your stocking

With my candy cane of joy

We'll have a very merry Motherfuckin' Christmas

We'll drive the love train

Down Santa Claus lane

I'm your little drummer boy

We'll be slushin' like snow angels

Til the morning

We won't hear the reindeer

Hoofin' up above

We won't hear Santa

Coming down the chimney

We won't see he and my grandma Making hot-ass cookie love

But we'll hear him exclaim

As he rides out of sight

He'll fuckin' say:

"Granny I rocked you hard this Christmas

I filled your stocking with my candy cane of joy

So have a very merry motherfucking Christmas..."

And the world will start rejoicing

And the choir boys start to sing (dominus tannenbaum)

And the lords a-leaping

Give the ladies in waiting

Their five-ass golden rings

And the seven pipers are piping

The eight maids milking in the snow

And I'll be happy

When I'm gettin' unwrappied

By my Christmas ho, ho, ho

(Ho ho ho ho ho)

Have a very merry

Motherfuckin' Christmas

Peace on earth, we are the world

And frickin' kumbaya

Have a very merry

Motherfuckin' Christmas

Deck the halls

With your Christmas balls

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