Bruh Moment (Remastered) Lyrics

Hopped onto Pornhub, was bout to watch a bad bitch

Saw a nice ass, so you know I had to click it

5 minutes in, realized something ain't cool

I think that's a teacher working at my fucking school

Wait, hold it, I just had a fucking bruh moment

Know there ain't no way that this teacher on some hoe shit

Hold it, I cannot believe my fucking eyes

I just saw this teacher getting fucked by five guys

I'm about to have a field day when I go back to class

Saw her in the hallway, started staring at her ass

She said you seem lost, do you need a swift kick

Said just so you know, I learned your dirty secret

She said wait, what are you talking about

Said I saw you taking dick on your mom and dad's couch

She said tell anyone, and we're gonna have a problem

Said I'll keep my mouth shut for about a thousand

Hold up, teach, bout the money, I'm just lying

But, you can jump up in my lap like my name is Joe Biden

You don't have to worry, 'cause your secrets safe with me

All I ask in return is you get down on your knees

In the janitor's closet, fucking on a bad bitch

Threw that ass back, so you know I had to clap it

10 minutes in, I thought this is fucking cool

'Til we almost got caught by a student at my school

Wait, hold it, I just had a fucking bruh moment

I can't believe that this teacher on some hoe shit

Ever since then, she been with me every night

Been fucking on this bitch ever since grade nine