Caucasionally Challenged Lyrics

If I was a Crip, then my balls would be all blue and shit

If I was a Blud, I'd be HIV positive

West coast suckin' to survive, yeah I be toppin' dicks

Don't need no gang, just need my Lil Beaters posse, bitch

Pull down his pants, and I'ma hit the fuckin' wet stick

Ayy, wet up the cock, got his semen on my lips

Yeah he nutted on my new shoes

Yeah, that nigga loose-loose

He fucked up my caboos-boos

His balls are blue like Blues Clues, bitch

But the Bluds is hatin' on 'em

So they jerked him off so hard that he bled

And they called it a truce

Yeah, niggers in a group like monkeys in a zoo

Stolen televisions, I've got 'em packed to the roof

Wanna get stoned and boned, I need some motherfuckin' boof

I got the top down, crop top on

Skinny assless chaps is cool

Nigga reported me

I'm a wanted man on the loose

Yeah, let's lynch 'em

Put 'em in a noose

Caucasionally challenged

Might have to join a gang to survive

I'm racially handicapped, ethnically deficient

But won't let it stop my grind

Just remember

Guns don't kill people

Black people kill each other

Guns don't kill people

Black people kill each other

Lost a chromosome from how hard I fuckin' clapped 'em

Guess you can call him Two-Minus-One Savage

So stop your fronting, just turn around and fuck me, faggot

Smack it and pack it, whack his balls with the tennis racket, bitch

I ate the ass like a happy meal

Drank the chocolate milk

Consent is a myth, anus numbing gel

His dick I cannot feel

Say it and spray it

Start a sinkhole in your stink hole

Back of the bus

Got a dingle from your brown hole

I was happy at the back of the bus

No way I'm going back to Africa

America dick, I can't pass it up

Can't get inside a twink fast enough

Yeah we both yelled daddy, and I had to say jinx

I got ninety-nine problems, and most of 'em are kinks

I started blowing backs out after a couple of drinks

I'm dry boning on tables and in sinks

You know that ass is good if it's bright pink

Blowin' flutes and playin' with a sword like I'm Link

His brown eye slanted like a motherfucking chink

So much lube slippin' like a skating rink

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