Critical Rice Theory Lyrics

I got that four-bang

Burnin' rice, burnin' rice, all day

Burnin' rice, you can hear it a kilometer away

It overpower everything

Yeah, it overpower everything

We ain't got no Mustang

Just Supra, just Supra, bro

I got that four-bang

Burnin' rice, burnin' rice, all day

Burnin' rice, you can hear it a kilometer away

It overpower everything

Yeah, it overpower everything

We ain't got no Mustang

No Camaro, no American car at all

Burnin' so much rice, watch the tires smoke

Blow my engine, Marijuana I'ma choke

Four cylinders, it's a lot to handle

Take you for a ride, your asshole I dismantle

My car make you want to take off all your clothes

My dick not small, it large

Make man blow very big load

Ejaculate all over my dashboard

It'll burn the semen right off with

All of the so much torque

I got that four-bang

Burnin' rice, burnin' rice, all day

Burnin' rice, you can hear it a kilometer away

It overpower everything

Yeah, it overpower everything

We ain't got no Mustang

Just Supra, just Supra, bro

I got that four-bang

Burnin' rice, burnin' rice, all day

Burnin' rice, you can hear it a kilometer away

It overpower everything

Yeah, it overpower everything

We ain't got no Mustang

No Camaro, no American car at all

Woah, woah, woah, woah, hold the fuck up

You guys think your cool with your four-banger shit box

But the second I roll out an eight-banger

With a Quadrajet, you back off

I can't stand you Chinamen rollin' around

With your exhaust-mod Civic hunk of shit

That makes eight horsepower downhill with a tailwind

Get the fuck out my driveway

Woah, woah, woah, woah

Who the fuck are you chinks

Y'all think your gay, you ain't no twinks

Gold rims don't make you a fag

You ever been fucked in the ass (no)

Then go back to Asia, we don't fuckin' want you here

And take your rice-racers with ya, bitch

You guys are racist, you should not have messed with me

I'm Japanese, I friends with Yakuza (rice)

You slant eyed fucks get up outta here (Tiananmen Square)

We don't want your fuckin' kind anywhere near (DPRK)

All you talk about is your BRZs (Nagasaki)

You ain't gay, you ain't spreading' STDs (Great Famine)

I will call the Navy, they're still looking for you (Pearl Harbor)

Drive as fast as you can, nothing you can do (Red August)

I mean, you're not very fast anyways (Hiroshima)

The cops have real engines made to move weight (bitch)

This one's two-fifty, and it's not slipping

I'm driving it right now, actually

Okay, I'll see you later, bye

I got that four-bang

Burnin' rice, burnin' rice, all day

Burnin' rice, you can hear it a kilometer away

It overpower everything

Yeah, it overpower everything

We ain't got no Mustang

Just Supra, just Supra, bro

I got that four-bang

Burnin' rice, burnin' rice, all day

Burnin' rice, you can hear it a kilometer away

It overpower everything

Yeah, it overpower everything

We ain't got no Mustang

No Camaro, no American car at all