THE GATE Lyrics

Think about the best day of your life

Think about your niece, nephew, and wife

Think about all the times you've had

Think about the good and medium and bad (Ay, ay, ay)

Get home safe, ay

Little brother's godmother's stepson is Nate, ay

Tell 'em 'bout the gate, oh

Tell 'em 'bout the gate, tell them 'bout the fence

I don't like a Michael or Kate Pence

When I wanna breathe I like to vent

What you gonna give up for the Lent?

What is on the menu for the Easter?

Put the ring pop back in the freezer

Your eyebrows I think need a tweezer now

Nah-nah, nah-nah

Do you know the face of Leighton Meester

Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh people-pleaser

There are several meanings for geezer (Huh?)

Tonight, tonight

Left my iPad on the flight

Take me out to eat, just a bite

two three one two 5 two, hike

Tonight, tonight

Take a class on how-to-type

What about the house of the hype?

I am thankful for websites

You look like a Martian

Watch those penguins marchin'

Beg of my pardon store of department

We swing vines like Tarzan, I'm in the jungle

Ay, with Rosie O'Dongle

Maybe we're roommates, we're sharin' a trundle

If you're in a debate, tell 'em 'bout the gate

Tell 'em 'bout the gate, tell them 'bout the fence

I don't like a Michael or Kate Pence

When I wanna breathe I like to vent

What you gonna give up for the Lent?

Sometimes I just wanna give up

I don't know

Up, up, up, up, uh, yeah

You drive the car, I sit in the trunk

Take me to the pool, I'll take a lil' dunk

Why does everybody always think I'm drunk?

I'm not

Fee, fi, fo, fum

Where's the new album? Huh

I do it dirty like Roald Dahl, say the truth

Queef J, we'll build it in a day

Keith K, we'll do it anyway

We made a record with The Fray

And Rachael Ray, huh

Tell 'em about the gate (Ow!)

Tell 'em 'bout the gate, tell them 'bout the fence

I don't like a Michael or Kate Pence

When I wanna breathe I like to vent

What you gonna give up for the Lent?