ABSOLUTE MADNESS Lyrics

Squishy shark on the ceiling

I'm sunburnt, my skin is not peeling

Did it hurt in the feelings?

IPad babies, Deal or No Deal-ing

If I get rabies, I am not healing

I'm a gymnast, I am cartwheeling

I don't try buy things, I am not stealing

I am not stealing, I would like to pay for that

I am not stealing, I would like to pay for that

I am not stealing, I would like to pay for that

I am not stealing, I would like to pay for that

Ceiling the lamp with three bulbs in it

Orange juice pulp non-fiction

Please disagree I like the frisson

Don't look while I am pissing

Take me to iFly fishing

Burger King and Ronald kissing

Get the hand mixer, I'm tired of whisking

I'm gonna stand, I'm tired of sitting

Bang-bang, there goes Margaret Thatcher

Got the neck out, I rope and I catch her

I'll civilian arrest you

If you come up to a woman and you flash her

Flow, flow, more, more

Wearin' dresses with the Lord

Kickin' over Heaven's door

I see zombies in a hoard

In the movies, shut my eyes when there's gore

It scares me, boom, I'm flaccid

Like the money in a mattress

You are sad and I'm the gladdest

Kiss a lady's name is Gladys

Knock knock, don't look, I'm nakey

I want it genuine, not fakey

If you wanna swim, then you're gonna have to make me

Water make me melt like a witch in the '80s

Larry King but I'm a queen

Dairy air without the cream

Do you frolic in the sand?

Ocean Man, I'm talkin' Ween

Used to be scared to open up

Pop the pimple, pop the trunk

Have the dentist take a look

Scrape it off and lose the gunk

Scrape it off and lose the gunk

Scrape it off and lose the gunk

Scrape it off and lose the gunk

Scrape it off and lose the gunk

Uh, scrape it

Scrape it, now shake it

Scrape it then replace it (Uh, yeah!)

Scrape it then I take it

Scrape it then I'll bake it, Easy-Bake Oven

You are not my cousin

Tippy toes, tall girls

On the court, ballers

Film bros, shut it

Mini golf, put it

Tippy toes, tall girls

On the court, ballers

Film bros, shut it

Mini golf, put it