i need to smoke weed to take out the trash Lyrics

You're looking like a chinchilla but you're a big chilla

Had a baby shower for your pregnancy scare

And somebody put ranch in the freezer

And I can't get it out of the bottle

Wait, what's your name again?

Maybe I'll be Carol for the night

But I won't be careful with your knife

I'll take it right up to a dyke and say

Do you have a strap-on

And can I borrow your strap-on

And smoke on your strap-on

Oh my god, this is good shit

Now that I've smoked this weed,

I just don't want to take my trash out

This is really fucking...

damn

I really gotta take my trash out, but..

Your grandmother is a whore

Your mother is a bore

Your dad is unemployed

And you're just a toy

And I bet that you're afraid of monsters

And roly polies and hocus pocus

And I bet that your favorite band is Weezer

Red light

Green light

Miller high life

I got into a bar fight

And all I want to do is go home

And all I want to do is smoke

Out of the cheese stick!

Woo

Holy shit

I'm sitting on my couch, just trying to smoke an ounce

Reefing on the reefer

And I'm feeling like Wiz Khalifa

Oh fuck, I was supposed to finish writing the end of this song

Yo

Yo, what's good

Yo, do you have a bong

No, not me

Damn bro, we're trying to get that smoke going ya know