I'm Gonna Order Chinese Now Lyrics

I've got my girlfriend with me

I think I'll order Chinese

Oh, wait

Nevermind, because

She has a gluten allergy

Oh, yes!

Now I see!

That's when you're allergic to wheat!

Yes, that's kind of true

But a lot of things other than that, too

I'm gonna order Chinese now

I'm gonna order it soon

I'm gonna order Chinese now

It's one of my favorite foods

What should I get to eat?

I hope it isn't feet

I don't think there is feet

I'm gonna order Chinese

Remember her allergy

Go find something else to eat

Like what? Paper?

Absolutely not!

I'm not eating that shit and you cannot make me do it!

Oh, yes you can

And you will

Open your mouth like you're swallowing a pill

Fellas, come on!

All this for Chinese?

Get out of my head!

I beg of you please!

I'm gonna order Chinese now

I'm gonna order it soon

I'm gonna order Chinese now

It's one of my favorite foods

What should I get to eat?

I hope it isn't feet

I don't think there is feet

I'm gonna order Chinese

What if they give me meat

And I think it is feet

Do I have to eat it?

That's my choice