Am I a Piece of Shit? Lyrics

I made a joke, and no one laughed

It was about an orphan, and his dad

Their smiles broke, and they got mad

I shrugged my shoulders and thought "why is that bad?"

Kids with diabetes can't go out on Halloween

Is that really funny? Yes!

No, it's really mean

Comedy is relative to each and everyone

Smile a little, stop ruining the fun

Am I a piece of shit?

I'd like an answer

Am I a piece of shit?

I wish I had antlers

Here is a fun fact

All of Santa's reindeer are female because they shed their antlers in the Spring and not the Winter

How the fuck did I start talking about reindeer?

My apologies for that, I have ADHD

I can't pay attention to anything, you see

I usually hate when people say that as an excuse

But normal people don't constantly talk about antlers

(Ketchup Packet)

Am I a piece of shit?

I'd like an answer

Am I a piece of shit?

Frustration enhancer

Am I a piece of shit?

I'd like an answer

Am I a piece of shit?

Someday I'll get answers