Itchy and Mean Lyrics

Outside it's cold and moldy

I think for today I'll be an old lady

The cracks in the wall make me feel lonely

And my bed's just a little too empty

And I feel Itchy

I feel mean

My inner child

Found a time machine

So I'll sit in this corner

And wither away

Just for today

I spent an hour watching the rain

Drip down my window pane

These gray summer Portland Skies

Make me feel I've got sand in my eyes

And I feel Itchy

I feel mean

My inner child

Found a time machine

So I'll sit in this corner

And wither away

Just for today

Ooh

Ooh

Ooh

My house smells like ginger

And old socks

I'm gonna eat artichokes

And go to bed at 8:30

Wake up in the morning

Drive somewhere new

I've got mixed feelings

And my mind's kinda dirty

And I feel Itchy

I feel mean

My inner child

Found a time machine

So I'll sit in this corner

And wither away

Just for today

Ooh

Ooh

Ooh

Back home there's a group

Of little old hippies

In the big ditch smoking pot

And some cocaine kids

Smoking cigarettes

Outside the coffee shop

But way up here

I hold my old friends near

Oh, dear!

We drink bitter beer

And I feel Itchy

I feel mean

My inner child

Found a time machine

So I'll sit in this corner

And wither away

Just for today