Worth Writing Home About Lyrics

I was running on fumes at the greyhound station

Trying to wrap my head around my situation

When bouncing through the door came bursting seems

Busting the barriers beneath my jeans

They were something worth the woos and shouts

They were tits worth writing home about

Dear ma, dear pa, dear sweet grandma

You wont believe these tits I saw

I was standing in line at the grocery store

Wishing I could afford a little bit more

When suddenly I spied with my discretion

Two plump peaches of pure perfection

They were something worth the woos and shouts

They were tits worth writing home about

Dear ma, dear pa, dear sweet grandma

You won't believe these tits I saw

I was sitting at the bar all broke and alone

Reflecting on my unkempt bone

When suddenly I spied with my discretion

Two plump peaches of pure perfection

They were something worth the woos and shouts

They were tits worth writing home about

Dear ma, dear pa, dear sweet grandma

You won't believe these tits I saw