Inappropriate Question Box #3 (Live) Lyrics

Take a stab at a few more questions here

How often do you wake up at night to pee

I don't think I've ever had that question either

These are great

And the answer is, I'd say, I mean, like either zero to one

Although at this point, I'm at the age where it's like, oh

I don't really drink liquids past seven, just in case

I'd rather just dry myself out a little bit, so that way I

Don't have to do that

It's really, boy, getting old is fantastic

Let's see here

What is the most inappropriate name for a kitten

I can't believe you're asking me to be witty on the spot

Inppropriate name for a kitten

Oh, I can only think of horrific shit

Like, oh, this is my kitten, Holocaust Denier

Or like, oh, I didn't name him

He just, no, he is

He is a Holocaust Denier, this kitten

And he's probably a white supremacist as well

And it's his middle name

Have you ever smashed a guitar on stage after an awesome show

No, but I would probably smash up my Scion with a sledgehammer

At some point if there was an appropriately awesome show

Can I play a few love songs?

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