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Thanks, Dan

I'm starting to think we're going to pull this thing off

What is your most specific and arguably questionable opinion

Oh, I have so many, so many that are just dumb and probably

Indefensible

But probably the biggest one that drew literal gasps

When I mentioned this one point is

That I think that white chocolate is underrated

Ooh

Yeah

My argument is this

I mean, it's not really white chocolate

You're looking at cocoa solids plus vanilla

So think of it like a really nice vanilla chunk

And dark chocolate tends to dominate everything

That it's in baking-wise and cookies

But white chocolate plays so nicely

With a variety of flavors

You know, one of my absolute favorite cookies

Is an oatmeal raisin cookie with fresh herbs

And a little bit of white chocolate

And it's just great

It's a good time

What is your most embarrassing sex story

That's a great question

But I'm really sorry to kind of disappoint

But every time I have had sex, it

Has been an absolute miracle and a triumph

And there is nothing but pure glory there

So I also, as I do this for a living

I may be incapable of feeling embarrassment

But I don't think about that too much

Do you ever snort when you laugh

No, but I love a snorter

I mean, come on

Snorters make the world go round, really

One more question here

Who would win in a mud wrestling match, you or Chris Koza

All of us

Dan, these questions are for me

Cut his mic

Cut his mic back there