Moustache (Feel The Power) (Album Version) Lyrics

He was a proud owner of a distinguished monocle

He dressed his head with the most dapper of top hats

He favoured smoking a luxurious mahogany pipe

He stroked an outstanding strip of facial hair

Moustache

The power of the moustache

Moustache

The power of the moustache

Feel the power

He was a big hit at the gentlemen's clubs

And he was always successful when it came to the ladies

He was loved by everyone that ever knew him

And he could persuade anyone to do whatever he wanted

Moustache

The power of the moustache

Moustache

The power of the moustache

Feel the power

Just when you thought his moustache could not get any more powerful

He whips out his guitar and he plays the ladies a guitar solo

One day he was at home in front of the mirror shaving when he slipped

He tried to salvage his mistake, but it whittled his moustache down to just a thin line

And he ended up looking a bit like

A paedophile

His monocle smashed and his top hat blew away

And he was kicked out of all the gentlemen's clubs

Whenever he approached the ladies, they all ran away

No longer would anyone do anything that he'd say

Moustache

The power of the moustache

Moustache

The power of the moustache

Feel the power